Greetings!
Well its another day and I find myself stuck in traffic since I drove to work today (because I need to pick my dad and mom from the airport - back from their holi in HK), and suddenly someone on the radio starts opening up the phone lines for a joke telling session.
This was by far the funniest I heard. (well for me at least)
Q: How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
A: You open up the fridge door and put the elephant in of course!
Q: How do you get a camel in a fridge?
A: You open up the fridge door, get the elephant out, then put the camel in!
Q: The Lion, being the king of the jungle, called for a meeting. As the lion headed to the meeting site, he came across a river known for its aligators. How is the lion to cross ?
A: The lion swims across, because all the animals in the jungle are at the meeting site already, including the aligators.
Q: At the meeting, there was one animal that didnt show up. Which animal was that?
A: The camel, since he's still in the fridge.
Ok ok so it was kind of lame, so sue me :)
Dav out
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Greetings!
I'm now back in my own office, in Kuala Lumpur and I'm lazing the day away (well just today).
Lets have some humor!
Andrew : Someone speak python here?
James : HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
James : SSSSS
Andrew : the programming language!
Dav out
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Greetingskins!
Yes yes, I know I've been bad and I havent had any new posts for a while now, but I've been UBER busy with evil work down here in Singapore. The only reason I'm able to post this is the fact that I think my stint here is almost at an end. I've handed over the finished project to the client, and I think I'm just going to receive email support from this date onwards.
Its a happy, happy day!
I go back on Friday, and I intend to spend the rest of Friday sleeping.
Dav out
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his crotch.
The bartender says "Hey you know there's a steering wheel in your crotch right?"
And the pirate says "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"
:) DRIVING ME NUTS OMG!
hahahah
I needed that.
Dav out
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Sunday, October 03, 2004
| Author:
Dav
This is whats left to do when you've spent all Saturday converting reports from a really old version to an upgraded system.
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Greetings!
So I'm still stuck here in Singapore, work work and work, as usuall.
After a long string of meetings, I excuse myself to go to the bathroom, and as I'm standing at the urinal, I find that someone's setup an INDUSTRIAL FAN/BLOWER, right next to the wall.
WHO PUTS A BLOWER IN THE SAME GENERAL AREA AS THE URINALS?
Well as you can guess, I didnt really have a good day after that.
Dav out
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Greetings!
Lets see, I flew down to Kuala Lumpur from Singapore on Saturday afternoon, had a post-birthday dinner (yummie TGIF JD Chicken) then took a long nap. On Sunday afternoon, I had some work email to sort through, then I took another nap.
Later that evening, I looked at my unpacked bag, and just moved it aside.
Its Monday morning now, and after lunch, the Programmer and I are driving BACK DOWN TO SINGAPORE.
Crap.
Dav out
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Greetings!
I just wanted to wish Gib's mom a very very Happy Birthday!
PS: Still working hard in Singapore, be back soon!
Dav out
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On this day I'm another day older, 25 to be exact.
Enjoy!
Dav out
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Greetings!
This is Dav's assistant once more. Due to some abrubt changes in his schedual, he is unable to post anything on the blog this week, and in fact, he might not even post anything on his
I.T-Dregs blog this week (but that might not be true, since I know he's prepared a post in Word, he just needs time to clean it up and post it).
Well, since I have some empty space to fill, I guess I'll tell you what he's actually up to. On Wednesday evening he's going to be flying down to Singapore for some early morning meetings on Thursday and Friday, then (hopefully) he will be flying back home on Saturday morning, just in time to attend a very, very important dinner come Saturday evening.
Oh... and he might be in Singapore again on Monday
Dav's assistant out
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Greetings!
I stumbled across
BlogShares and I don't really get it, but then again I've only just peeked at it for a second. Maybe I'll spend more time on it later when I'm free.
O' Yee Of Good Faith
Dregs of I.T.
Dav out
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Greetings!
Just wanted to share teh funney
Lucky for me, I don't buy my milk from a milkman!
Dav out
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So I'm at home and I'm wondering just how much is enough? How much of money can you make in a month, and is that amount enough? Are you going to work twice as hard next month so you can get two times more then what you got last month? Will there be an 'upper limit' or is it just going to be an X=Y graph, always going up, never ending?
How much time can you spend playing, or resting, or working even?
Is it all worth it?
Meh, just ranting, as usual.
Dav out
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Hey sorry I'm pretty tied up at the moment.
Dav out
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Tired
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
| Author:
Dav
Davin cant come and blog at the moment, because work is taking too much of his life. Please be patient and wait for a next blog, as its going to be really really good. Really. For real.
Um.. this isnt Davin posting by the way. Its...er... his... office help.
Dav out.. *doh* I meen, Helper out
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Greetings,
A good pall of mine (CD) went over the other side and managed to get into PAX04. Now I know, I know, those of you (like me) that didnt manage to get into PAX04 now hate him, but its all good. I'll try to get him to put up more pictures from PAX04.
The tired CD at PAX04
Dav out
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Tomorow (31/08/04) is Malaysia's 47th Independence Day. Yay
The Malaysian Flag
Dav out
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Greetings!
It took me 10 minutes to get out of bed and into the shower, but when I'm done I find that our fridge has chilled the milk too much to my taste (in my cornflakes) and I stumble over to the microwave. Now I've had soo much to do over the weekend, including a client's dinner where I came into contact with a magical item called the "
Never Go Empty Beer Glass" which in its self was a wonderfull thing, but it sort of explains why I'm so gorggy today.
I slide my cup of milk into the microwave, punch the 'High' button and press 40 seconds. I then press the 'Cancel'. Then I stand there like an idiot for a few seconds, before I slap my forhead and do the whole thing again, 'High', 40 seconds... then I press CANCEL AGAIN! This goes on for a few times before I give up and have cold COLD milk for my cereal.
The offending microwave
The evil control panel
Dav out
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Greetings!
Well I often get asked where Malaysia is, and here's a clear map showing Malaysia. There are some great maps at
Multimap.Com. Just great maps
A nice clear map picture of Malaysia, thanks to Multimap.com
Dav out
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Suited OS
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
| Author:
Dav
Well as usual
Ales here had some quiz thing on his blog and
his said 'Windows 95'. After I stopped laughing, I tried it myself and look at the results below.
Which OS are You?
Makes you wonder huh?
Dav out
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