What I heard on the radio today
Thursday, October 28, 2004 | Author: Dav

Well its another day and I find myself stuck in traffic since I drove to work today (because I need to pick my dad and mom from the airport - back from their holi in HK), and suddenly someone on the radio starts opening up the phone lines for a joke telling session.

This was by far the funniest I heard. (well for me at least)

Q: How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
A: You open up the fridge door and put the elephant in of course!

Q: How do you get a camel in a fridge?
A: You open up the fridge door, get the elephant out, then put the camel in!

Q: The Lion, being the king of the jungle, called for a meeting. As the lion headed to the meeting site, he came across a river known for its aligators. How is the lion to cross ?
A: The lion swims across, because all the animals in the jungle are at the meeting site already, including the aligators.

Q: At the meeting, there was one animal that didnt show up. Which animal was that?
A: The camel, since he's still in the fridge.

Ok ok so it was kind of lame, so sue me :)

Dav out
Just what the doctor ordered!
Monday, October 25, 2004 | Author: Dav

I'm now back in my own office, in Kuala Lumpur and I'm lazing the day away (well just today).

Lets have some humor!

Andrew : Someone speak python here?
James : SSSSS
Andrew : the programming language!

Dav out
The End is Nigh!
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 | Author: Dav

Yes yes, I know I've been bad and I havent had any new posts for a while now, but I've been UBER busy with evil work down here in Singapore. The only reason I'm able to post this is the fact that I think my stint here is almost at an end. I've handed over the finished project to the client, and I think I'm just going to receive email support from this date onwards.

Its a happy, happy day!

I go back on Friday, and I intend to spend the rest of Friday sleeping.

Dav out
Joke of the week
Monday, October 04, 2004 | Author: Dav
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his crotch.
The bartender says "Hey you know there's a steering wheel in your crotch right?"
And the pirate says "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"



I needed that.

Dav out
Sunday, October 03, 2004 | Author: Dav

This is whats left to do when you've spent all Saturday converting reports from a really old version to an upgraded system.
Who does this?
Saturday, October 02, 2004 | Author: Dav

So I'm still stuck here in Singapore, work work and work, as usuall.

After a long string of meetings, I excuse myself to go to the bathroom, and as I'm standing at the urinal, I find that someone's setup an INDUSTRIAL FAN/BLOWER, right next to the wall.


Well as you can guess, I didnt really have a good day after that.

Dav out
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