Survival of the fittest
Monday, January 05, 2009 | Author: Dav
Greetings,

I've just half way recuperated from a murder attempt involving a sore throat, the sniffles and one A/C unit set to stun 16° Celsius. If this was Cluedo, it would be in the hall, with the A/C, by the butler.

It strikes me that if you know someone well enough, you could come up with at least 5 ways to kill them. 10 ways if you use them twice!

Stay with me on this one.

Lets say you know someone has an allergy to almonds, you could maybe try:

  1. Buy some almond extract, and make some Almond Cookies. Serve. Wait. Dead!
  2. Buy some hand wash or shampoo that contains almond extract. Wash. Wait. Dead!
  3. Make a gun that shoots almonds. Shoot. Dead!
  4. Trick said person into eating almonds. "What, these? Nah these aren't almonds, these are.... Prunus dulcis!" Serve. Eat. Dead!
  5. Get bitter almonds, process its oils, take out the old chemistry set, and WHAMMO bitter almonds may yield from 4–9mg of hydrogen cyanide per almond. Buy. Mix. Insert weird chemical process here. Serve. Wait. Dead!



Of course, this is just if you were trying to go out and um, fix someone for leaving the A/C on till you developed pneumonia like symptoms.

Dav out

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.
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1 comments:

On 11:21 pm , shelovesmusic101 said...

seriously is shermal one of the targets?
can i help? =D

 
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