... when I have a great phrase and no where to use it. I'll try to speak to some of my Aussie friends and see if I can work it into one of our conversations.
Well one way I was thinking of using the phrase in a normal conversation was to get the person to make you a cup of tea / coffee. When you've taken a sip, you look at the person and say, "You can't even make a cup of tea / coffee right! You're about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes!" Now, its imperative that you say this looking as serious as you can, no matter if the cup of tea / coffee was the best drink you've had all year.
Of course, we all know this would be untrue, since julmust is coming around the corner, and that's the best drink you'll have all year.
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That sounds nice. I have an australian friend in town next week, maybe I can use that phrase on him somehow...
Please write some tips here on how to work a phrase like that in to a normal conversation. Ok? Thanks!
Well one way I was thinking of using the phrase in a normal conversation was to get the person to make you a cup of tea / coffee. When you've taken a sip, you look at the person and say, "You can't even make a cup of tea / coffee right! You're about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes!" Now, its imperative that you say this looking as serious as you can, no matter if the cup of tea / coffee was the best drink you've had all year.
Of course, we all know this would be untrue, since julmust is coming around the corner, and that's the best drink you'll have all year.
So... I invite him here, ask him to make me a cup of coffee? Yeah I guess I can make him do that!
Will tell you how it went later alright?
And oh, if I get killed by this Australian gangster I will blame you!
(Australia is filled with criminals! I hope you knew that! Otherwise go read up on history)
I'm drunk, sorry :(
Yay Julmust!